In some ways, Black Bag feels like a book of one-liners, as if I’m watching stand-up comedy. I don’t hate it. “I have measured out my life in coffees I can’t afford,” says our narrator on page 2. “Preach, brother” I wrote in my reading notes.
The story follows a mostly-out-of-work actor (unnamed) as he takes on a contract to wear a body-enveloping black leather bag at the back of a psychology lecture for a term, ostensibly to see how the students will react over time. A predictably unpredicted series of events follows which quickly reminds me of the 80s cult film Withnail And I (also, incidentally, about unemployed actors). A touch of the absurdism, of Waiting For Godot futility. The image that remains with me is a man in a bag pedalling one of those swan pedalos you find in a lake in a public park, for no discernible reason.
There are interesting subtones (or possibly supertones) about what counts for ‘work’, here at the pointy end of the Cenozoic era. Black Bag’s friend Claudio makes a living primarily from streaming video games on Twitch. Enamoured with the narrator’s performance art, Claudio hatches various supplementary schemes to make money from the Black Bag franchise by means of NFT drawings scribbled in pen on the train and a newly invented crypto currency. It’s all quite ridiculous and thoroughly believable.
Late in the story we take a short detour to the cinema, where the narrator and his sort-of-girlfriend Justine go on a date to watch the first completely AI-generated film. “Nobody knows if there was human input at any stage,” gushes Justine excitedly. A popular view, though one that greatly irritates me given that “AI generated” can currently be taken to mean “an average of all human input generated so far.” In the same way that if you ordered “the average of all drinks” you might get beer mixed with cran-apple mixed with fermented mare’s milk, watered down with a slice of lime: It’s icky.
As humans we spend so much of our energy on jobs which seem ‘important’ but are basically, at the cosmic level, pointless. And increasingly we find that even there the AI-generated version is ‘good enough’.
The narrative style of Black Bag is an unusual one. A lack of speech marks gives conversations a sort of dream-like feeling, but more than that, the tone is a very self-aware mocking of the modern world. The narrator constantly breaks the fourth wall by talking directly to the reader about his narration. He shares his rich inner world, replete with entire imaginary conversations with the family dog, and engages in a complex maladaptive daydreaming scenario involving life in a Swedish village. I find this disturbingly relatable, the way his mind flits around all over the place.
At its heart, this is a book about loss of identity (particularly the loss of male identity – the end stages of the book feel increasingly Fight Club – but it’s all relatable). About the important questions of the day like, Who are we? And what is the point in all this?
On a bad day I can drown in such questions. On a better day, I feel like we should all take a swan pedalo for a jaunt downstream, dressed as a bag, to who knows where. Because we can.
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This is the first of my Booker 2026 reviews. Like last year, I aim to examine each of the 13 books on the longlist, which I will read in a randomised order and without learning anything about them in advance. Unlike last year, I won’t be attempting to speed through at one per week, but will persevere to the end at a slightly slower pace. Stay tuned! 😊
